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MY ICING!!!
- — A zombie
- Damn those rebel fools!
- — Dr. Breen
- WTF?
- — Gordon on World Terrorist Federation
- Sexy...
- — A Headcrab on rebels and their heads
They're looking for something to terrorize.
These rebels are against the Combine, are terrorists, and are very good with the AK-47. These rebels have a tendency to pick a machine gun and spam it's innocence until the demon is present. They are also the sad proud inventors of the crap great weapons:Crossbow, Crowbar, and (oh noes!) Pistol.
Half Life[]
Half Life 1[]
Didn't really do nothing here because no tyrannical Breen yet. Stupid old Black Mesa administrator.
Half Life 2[]
Luke Skywalker was asked again to assassinate a old guy. Rebels couldn't assassinate Breen because they had no skill in infiltration, but at least they weren't... When rebels are nearby, you're the boss.
Half Life 2:Episode 1[]
Most rebels got owned by the citadel explosion. Very few escaped and most got eaten Antlions and Zombies while escaping.
Half Life 2:Episode 2[]
Very few rebels appeared, including those two homosexual butt-buddies who were in the cave alone together with some turrets keeping the Antlions busy. Anyways, they contributed very little.
Military Strength[]
Most rebels are unfit and usually start dying or vomiting blood within the first push-up.
The Rebel's 3/4 army is mostly made of people who are unfit, out of shape, and don't know what a Pistol is. These rebels are the most noobish people ever, but, somehow, they can own any Combine with a Counter-Strike machine gun. They were once part of the 300 Spartans 7 billion humans that lived inEarth, but that number got shrinked to a midget of only 19 million people after the Combine invasion.