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Hax!!
- — Dr. Hax on everything
Dr. Hax takes down another hacker.
Dr. Hax, or Dr. Breen Jr., is Breen's almost identical clone with a slight head deformation. Unlike Breen, he is not old, lame, or senile at all. He is an actor who participated in acting as himself in Gmod Idiot Box and Heavy Goes Bowling.
He can jump into high conclusions when he sees a person move a little faster than usual. He will point a finger towards the person, yell out "Haaaaax!", and will proceed to get a computer that was stored in...out of nowhere and throw it at the alleged hacker. The fact that his computers come out of nowhere brings about the suspicion that he himself is a hacker. For his dedication of killing and discouraging hackers, he has been awarded with the Nobel Peace Prize, and been named the "Righteous Hacker Slayer". He responds by throwing a computer at everyone. so if you Hax, Dr. Hax will terminate you.
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He treats these hacking little scumbags like a noob being pissed about people killing him too much just because he got mugged and didn't know a single fuck about how to drop cash, and calls it "RDM! ARR DEE EMM!"
He r3kts them like an MLG no-scoper smoking 420 kush and giving them no tomorrow because he's DEAD.
His computers are an honorable mention to those not-so-great hackers that kept hacking till' their hacking just got hacked out of power like a man-hack slicing a citizen out of blood.